people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
(Source: heteroh, via nugget-lover)
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
"That women are mysterious and unknowable is something every young man grows up believing. Men, on the other hand, never think of themselves as mysterious or confusing, and we are often at a loss as to why women want to figure us out."
- Chris Abani (via kushandwizdom)
biting ur cheek
(Source: ohzayns, via lubricates)
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
(Source: catpissneverclean, via guy)
"omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!"